Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, June 1, 2018

It Takes All Kinds to Run for Congress

[Asswipe the Incel], a 37-year-old accountant from Charlottesville, Virginia, is running for Congress as an independent candidate in his native state. He is also a pedophile, as he admitted to HuffPost on Thursday, who has bragged in website posts about raping his late ex-wife.
Pedophile, neo-Nazi, admitted rapist, wannabee slaveowner; this clown and convicted felon pretty much hates everybody.

11 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Damn you Terry McAuliffe for making this guy's run possible. He belongs in a hole, not the polls, not on the hustings.

Dark Avenger said...

Isn’t the AI responsible for his own run? I thought conservatives believed in personal responsibility.

Comrade Misfit said...

He’s admitting to stuff that could possibly trigger an investigation, so he might land in the hole yet.

Richard said...

He will fit in well with "creepy uncle joe Biden"

CenterPuke88 said...

Or Mike “I can’t control myself around women alone” Pence?

doubledee said...

CP: Tried to find where and when Pence said that, couldn't find shit. Please give me your source for that quote

CenterPuke88 said...

DD, Mike Pence has repeatedly said he will not meet alone with women. He states it is out of respect for his wife. It seems apparent that his wife doesn’t trust him around other women, thus...

As for a “quote”, when assigning a nickname to a person, it is common practice to place the nickname between their first and last name, and in quotes, so has to differentiate it.

doubledee said...

CP: He did state that it was out of respect, the trust part is conjecture on your part. Thanks for the grammar lesson

Comrade Misfit said...

The comment about Joe Biden is nonsensical, at best. Biden's out of office. I have seen no indication that he's going to run for Delaware's congressional seat.

CenterPuke88 said...

DD, assuming your wife cannot trust you is not respect, it’s assuming she is emotionally weak and would freak out...unless....

I would be willing to bet that Mr. Pence has found himself in a situation one-on-one with a female store cleak or retail worker or such, and not immediately left to protect his fragile wife. This is actually about Mike Pence denying women positions of authority or responsibility around him. If this is indeed the case, he is the emotionally stunted, intellectual dwarf that Saturday Night Love depicts him as.

You’re welcome to the explaination. If you understood it before, your question was pointless, so elected to explain in the hope you were not playing a game.

Grey One talks sass said...

So when Liz Conklin predicted massive arrests because of child pornography she really was being prophetic?

Knock me over with a feather. One of the Christian Nationalist Profits nailed it!!!!


(And my spelling of prophet is accurate for the Christian Nationalist crowd, just saying...)