Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 4, 2018

Two Spaces After a Period, People

The old rules still hold.

5 comments:

Ole Phat Stu said...

If one space was good enough for Yuri Gagarin,
it's good enough for me ;-)

Deadstick said...

The last year has consumed almost all the fucks I have...don't think I'll expend any on this issue.

bmq215 said...

I dunno, based on this write-up it sounds like habitual one-spacers are more flexible and do equally well either way. So really the only reason to use two is to help the portion of the public who've handicapped themselves. That's not much of a reason in my book...

Zendo Deb said...

To put 2 spaces after a period in HTML you need to use a non-blanking space. There is an HTML entity for that, but I'm betting that most people don't know how to use it. (I doubt it is allowed in comments, though I haven't tried.)

Haven't checked to see if you can do this via cascading style sheets, but you would need to differentiate a period from a decimal point and ellipses. One space, two spaces or no spaces. 3.14159... etc. Then there are things like, "This is a quote." (A parenthetical expression would be another case.)

Zendo Deb said...

I leave you with Weird Al's Word Crimes.