Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Caption Kellyanne

"Beat to Quarters! Stand By to Repel Boarders!"

"Where's The Nutcracker dress rehearsal at?"

"I have to go from here to band practice."

$3,600 for that coat. She could have gone with the Trump Official Trenchcoat for much less.

I'm not going to make jokes about Trump's tie, I can't think of any that aren't smutty or worse.


D. said...

"I wanted a Starfleet Ensign ensemble, but all the good costume uniforms were taken."

BadTux said...

Best caption I've seen thus far: "This is what you look like when you don't allow gay people to dress you."

Tod Germanica said...

Well, the colors are patriotic. With those gloves she looks like she's about to give a certain someone a prostate massage.

Doug T. said...

One I read was: "Even clowns came to the inauguration."

Paul W said...

"I haven't seen a Babes In Toyland cosplay in AGES..."

Paul W said...

"But I was told 1930s musical numbers were making a comeback!"

dinthebeast said...

The buttons are angry cat faces. Zombie Spice strikes again.

-Doug in Oakland

Comrade Misfit said...

SNL had Putin saying that she looked like a doorman at FAO Schwartz.

Evil Brad said...

I see a Halloween costume in the making...