Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Trump's First Week Doesn't Bode Well

This article is a bit gossipy, but it would seem that President* Trump has been obsessing over butthurt, and his staff is about as leaky as the Andrea Doria.

After Spicer the Liar told the press that his boss was demoralized because He, Trump isn't seeing glowing stuff about him in the press, the WaPo published a piece he might like:
Nothing that has ever happened or will ever happen was as great as Donald Trump’s inauguration.

The crowd was magnificent and huge, bigger than any crowd had ever been before! It stretched all the way to the moon. The Pope, who was there, confirmed it.

“Thanks for being here, Pope,” Donald Trump told him.

“Are you kidding? You’re my best friend,” the Pope said. “I wouldn’t miss your big day for anything!” He gave Donald Trump a big high-five.
It goes on from there.

If Trump wants to read and watch glowing press coverage of himself, he had better learn Russian.

Apparently, Trump is continuing to use his old, unsecured Android smartphone. It could be a matter of just that he's an old guy who doesn't want to learn how to run a different phone.*

Or, maybe it's the one that his owners use to keep track of him.
* Which I can totally understand. Trust me. It's true.

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