Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, May 28, 2016

One Greedy Psychopath Endorses Another

A member of the Future Felons of America, Martin "Pharma Bro" Shkreki, has endorsed Donald Trump.
Martin Shkreli, the 33-year-old former CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals, said on Twitter Thursday that he would vote for the presumptive Republican nominee in his likely general election matchup. ... Shkreli, who is currently awaiting trial for securities fraud, said later that “all you people who don't like trump are jealous, stupid and poor! don't make me laugh!”
The funny thing is that, after somebody punked the little asswipe on Twitter, he then pulled a Very Donald Move: Threatened to sue.

I am so looking forward to reading the account of his eventual sentencing hearing.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I thought we didn't let felons vote?

bearsense said...

Unfortunately, he's not a "felon" until he's tried and convicted (presumed innocent and all that).
Hopefully, his future roommate will appreciate him.

The New York Crank said...

Alas, I fear that if Shkreli's lawyers somehow fail to get either the charge dismissed or a not guilty verdict, he'll get a slap-on-the-wrist sentence of six months, under house arrest. Plus two years of community service, which in his case might be weekend stints in some hospital pharmacy, ordering his own stuff.

To paraphrase the late Leona Helmsley, prison is for the little people.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

Paul W said...

We still need to hire Bill Murray and the saner members of the Wu-Tang Clan to steal the album back.