Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

"Mobs Do Not Rush Across Town to Do Good Deeds." -- James Lee Burke

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys underground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Let’s eat all of these people!” — Venom

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

GOP Primary: Next Stage is "I Demand Satisfaction! Pistols at Dawn, Sir!"

Cruz is going after Trump for being a serial philanderer with loathsome diseases.

The Donald is saying that Cruz's dad had a hand in the assassination of JFK.

We're not far from when they should go to a modern equivalent to Bloody Island and have it out once and for all. But let's face it, neither one of those two gents would have the guts to stand behind their mouths.

5 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

But think about the ratings...even pay-per-view!

Aaron said...

It's unfortunately been a clown show for quite a while now.

As an aside, thanks for the pointer to "Fate is the Hunter", it was an excellent aviation read.

Paul W said...

Neither of these guys are Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. If it ever comes to using the Code Duello, we're gonna find both of them unable to read the instructions.

Paul W said...

Somewhere, Jim Bowie is performing a Cirque de Soleil act in his grave.

D. said...

Mr. Wartenberg: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Thumbsucking at five paces, I say.