Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

GOP Primary: Next Stage is "I Demand Satisfaction! Pistols at Dawn, Sir!"

Cruz is going after Trump for being a serial philanderer with loathsome diseases.

The Donald is saying that Cruz's dad had a hand in the assassination of JFK.

We're not far from when they should go to a modern equivalent to Bloody Island and have it out once and for all. But let's face it, neither one of those two gents would have the guts to stand behind their mouths.

5 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

But think about the ratings...even pay-per-view!

Aaron said...

It's unfortunately been a clown show for quite a while now.

As an aside, thanks for the pointer to "Fate is the Hunter", it was an excellent aviation read.

Paul W said...

Neither of these guys are Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. If it ever comes to using the Code Duello, we're gonna find both of them unable to read the instructions.

Paul W said...

Somewhere, Jim Bowie is performing a Cirque de Soleil act in his grave.

D. said...

Mr. Wartenberg: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Thumbsucking at five paces, I say.