Werner Heisenberg, Erwin Schrodinger and Georg Ohm are in a car that gets pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am," Heisenberg replies.
The cop says: "You were doing 55 in a 35."
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts: "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says: "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, you jerk!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
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4 comments:
Groan x3.
I laughed until I got the hiccups.
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"Erwin, what the devil did you do to the cat? The poor thing looks half-dead!"
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