Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 21, 2016

Stun Guns are Legal, Maybe

In a "per curiam" opinion, the Court hinted that Massachusetts' ban on stun guns is illegal. Pity that they didn't outright strike it down, but I imagine the cards are favoring that; you can read the opinion. It's not very long.

But having a gun in your car when you park in the post office parking lot isn't, at least in the states that make up the 10th Circuit.

Anyway, a unanimous "per curiam" opinion is a very polite way of writing to the loser with a salutation of: "Dear Fucking Idiot". Which might leave a mark on the MA Supreme Judicial Court. Maybe their chief judge had other things on his mind.

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1 comment:

JayNola said...

I like the bit about the first amendment protecting electronic speech and the second amendment protecting electronic weapons.

3/22/2016 12:36 AM

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