Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Caturday

A new resident at the shelter is waiting out his quarantine time.


One he gets through the quarantine, he'll go into the cattery. Unless he's adopted before then.
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6 comments:

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Dawwww.

Thoughts on names? Mitscher? Bubbalicious Thudd? Mister Schnickers? Frumpdilly-Umptious?

3/05/2016 8:41 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Come on out and adopt him!

3/05/2016 9:40 AM
Anonymous said...

Where is he located?

3/08/2016 1:40 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

avsutton: Missouri. Email me if you need it narrowed down:

Stinsongal at that there google mail place.

3/08/2016 2:41 PM
Anonymous said...

and I'm way the hell in Boston, plus I just checked with my landlord who said NO YOU CANNOT HAVE TWO CATS only he didn't yell, he said it nicely.

And I'd already planned to name him Sophocles.

Hrumph.

3/08/2016 3:11 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Heh. I once posted a photo of a shelter cat on FB and a lady in Middlesex County was trying to figure out how she could get him flown to her.

3/08/2016 3:38 PM

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