Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

The Fun Thing About Today: Online Edition

....is seeing the products that companies are offering.

From Safariland, a holster for your lightsaber.

Over at Think Geek, it's kind of hard to figure out which product is real and which isn't. The kid-sized Mad Max cars? The Voltron Cat Condo? More likely the Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet, just the thing if the power goes out. (They have more items.)

Samsung's SmartKnife. Try not to slice off your ear when you make a call.

The Honda selfie-cam.

Google's Smart-Mailbox.

Ms-DOS for your smartphone.

(More later)

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