Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, April 17, 2015

A Massive Reservoir of Human Stupidity

Facebook, a place where people post pictures of themselves doing really stupid things.
Dr. Kristen Lindsey, DVM posted a picture on her Facebook page of her holding an arrow that is sticking through the head of a dead cat. The post reads “My first bow kill, lol. The only good feral tomcat is one with an arrow through it's head! Vet of the year award ... Gladly accepted."
How about the award for "Suddenly Unemployed Moron of the Month", does that work for you, Doc?

Oh, and good luck in your job search, chicka. You can pull down your Facebook page from now until the Sun goes nova, to no avail. The Internet does not forget such things, ever.

UPDATE: The cat wasn't feral. Killing another person's animal in Texas is a felony, per Texas Penal Code Section 42.092(b)(2) and 42.092(c). That's good for between six months and two years in the local jail (Section 12.35)

Best hire a good lawyer, doc. You're gonna need one.


Anonymous said...

I can't get my mind around this toad being a vet! She's too cute by far to work with any living being.

Jay in N.C.

Wraith said...

This chick is a 'vet' like Mengele was a 'doctor' name only.