Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, April 27, 2015

"Victory or Annihilation!"

The Brown Truck of Goodies brought this to my door:


It came with a new "Brew & Go" coffeemaker, otherwise, it would have arrived via the White Truck of Bills and Junk Mail. I've read the first two, this is the first one that I've sprung for a paper copy.

The first two were really good. My book club, all women, read "Terms of Enlistment" and gave it a thumbs-up. Everyone whose read the third one says it's even better.

I'll get to it. But I also have a new story percolating in my head, which I need to get out while it's flowing. #FirstWorldProblems.....

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