Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

A New Synonym for Evil: Securus

The company provides what is known as "Prison Skype": Expensive video chats with prisoners. A side effect is that those fuckers require jails and prisons which use their system to ban face-to-face contact between prisoners and their loved ones.

I don't think I really need to get into discussing that it will be ultimately destructive for both prisoners and their families to have their visits reduced to a version of Max Headroom.

But really, if your business model is based on exploiting people who have no other alternative to using your service, you've probably got a fire-blasted soul and a shriveled conscience to start with.

2 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

Just another good reason not to commit crimes and go to prison, IMHO.

Comrade Misfit said...

It's not the prisoners whoa re paying those outlandish costs. It's their families.

But I realize that little distinctions such as that make no difference to some folk.