Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Slice & Dice

I couldn't get the "child-safe" cap on a new can of TCP to open. But a few cuts with a utility knife, and voila!


I was a little surprised at the change in the can. I've been using the stuff for a long time.

This was the old can:


I guess they saved a little bit on the costs of each can.

2 comments:

Phil said...

Channel Lock Pliers.

BadTux said...

Gotta agree about the channel locks. When I got something that won't open, I got some *big* channel locks that'll open even a pickle jar.