Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Moderation in All Things, People

Including drinking iced tea.
Doctors traced an Arkansas man’s kidney failure to an unusual cause — his habit of drinking a gallon of iced tea each day.

They ruled out several potential causes before stumbling on a reason for the 56-year-old man’s kidney problems. He said he drank about 16 8-ounce cups of iced tea every day. Black tea has a chemical known to cause kidney stones or even kidney failure in excessive amounts
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Almost everything is bad for you when taken to excess. Even breathing.

4 comments:

Robert Fowler said...

I give up. They want me to quit smoking, drinking (I have), drinking coffee and now they are after my ice tea? Jesus wept.

Nangleator said...

I remember being stunned to learn that the urology business is seasonal.

Oh, and if you want a piece of jewelry based on a stone retrieval basket, I did one of those: https://www.shapeways.com/product/8KN8UR5FB/helical-basket-pendant?li=shop-results&optionId=42268789

Joe said...

Beautiful but frightening, Nan.

CenterPuke88 said...

Baskets are scary...laser ablation was my choice...knock me out...Star Wars the stones into tiny bits...I wake back up and get given a sheet that says I'm stone free and can work again, Ms. Flight Surgeon.