Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809
4 comments:
Pardon me while I step out and *scream*.
Thanks.
Interesting entry on Horse Feathers; I haven't seen it in years and hadn't realized that bits were missing.
I am all in favor of letting the cretins who are in charge sink the Titanic. Maybe I'll be lucky and get a seat in a lifeboat, and I can whack them with my oar if they get too close.
Well, uh, yuhsee, football builds character and manliness, and generates revenoo, but all computer sciences does is teach a buncha geeks to string together letters and numbers in a way that nobody can understand nohow.
Yours crankily,
The New York Crank
What possible impact can computers have over the impact upon one's head ?????????
effing idiots .. but what can you expect from a felon, eh ??
Bear
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