Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"John Wick didn't kill all those people because they broke his toaster." -MickAK

"Everything is easy if somebody else is the one doing it." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Friday, April 6, 2012

Next to Market: The "Tactical Club"

A "tactical tomahawk"? Really?

I'm thinking of finding some smooth orange-sized rocks, painting them with a black enamel paint, and selling them as "tactical hand clubs".


Improbable Joe said...

Well, when the scary black president takes all your guns away, you can fight the FEMA troops with your tactical tomahawk? "Prepared citizens" means "paranoid morons."

JEG43 said...

If you start, I'd bet you'd sell a bunch.

Old Sarge said...

If you know how to use one, they are rather handy if you're up close and personal. That being said, like anything else a tomahawk is a tool with multiple uses. The materials used in the modern variants make them solid enough to allow you use them as an entry/rescue tool. This old infantryman would recommend them.

Hey, you never know when the zombie apocalypse could break out.

Nangleator said...

Mall ninja dilemma: Tactical manties.

He must have them... but they are pink and frilly!

w3ski said...

Actually the concept came from Nam.A group of SOG forces had trouble with frequent knife fighting and wanted a more effective hand weapon. They approached a Professional Knife maker for the product and he came up with this, somewhat.
An original would be priceless at this point.
"And now you know the rest of the story"

Eck! said...

Makes sense to me. As a survival tool and axe, a gun and a good knife complement each other.

However my choice for an axe, is a roofers axe, cheaper and looks about the same.


BadTux said...

EBM, they already have tactical clubs. They're called "tactical batons", but they're clubs by any definition of the word. Sorry, you got beat to market :).