Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level
and then beat you with experience.” -- Mark Twain

"John Wick didn't kill all those people because they broke his toaster." -MickAK

"Everything is easy if somebody else is the one doing it." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Does Nancy Grace Get Her Horns Ground Off on a Monthly Basis?

Crimus, seeing her this morning on GMA, there might as well have been fire coming out of her eyes and lava pouring out of her mouth.

It wouldn't surprise me to see her leading a campaign to replace lethal injection with public stoning.

1 comment:

The New York Crank said...

No no no, you misunderstand. Nancy is saving the public money by making courtroom trials unnecessary. She is the prosecutor, jury and judge rolled up in one, and the verdict is always guilty.

Defense? People deemed criminal by Nancy don't get no stinking defense.

I'm waiting for the first mistrial to her declared on the grounds that Nancy has poisoned the entire jury pool population of the United States.

Very crankily yours,
The New York Crank