Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 11, 2010

To Lighten Things Up

A revised Wizard of Oz:



The scope mounts on my Savage Mk II loosened up for the second time, so this time around, I dabbed some blue Locktite on the threads. Of course, that required going to the range again to sight it in. The Force wasn't with me today on that, I shot pretty sucky, but it's probably good enough for now. I was able to hit a small spinner at 50 yards.

Went flying, too. It was a nice flight, after I wrestled the wheel pants off and on so that I could pump up the tires. The tiny compressor in the road-emergency kit takes forever. I had a larger portable one, but it shit the bed a few months ago and went to the equipment retirement home (the local dump).

But the day was not all sweetness and fun. One of the cats had a loose bowel last night. I found where he (I'm thinking it was George) went by the Helen Keller Method.

1 comment:

Marc said...

Here is another oz-realated video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nJ30dodvdc

Listened to the song originally via Dr. Demento.