Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Songs for Medical Specialties

I only know of one:

Posted by on or about 09:51
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4 comments:

bearsense said...

Really Great !!!
I have nothing but(t) good to say about mine.

9/30/2010 10:56 AM
Eck! said...

For those in the blue, comments ranged from..

Wow what a ride toScared the pool outta me.

Eck!

9/30/2010 11:57 AM
Anonymous said...

Listen to "Tableau of a Bladder Operation" by Marin Marais, 1725.

http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/365/2007/097.shtml

9/30/2010 2:32 PM
Anonymous said...

Ah you need to hear about the

http://www.thealders.net/blogs/2010/10/01/waking-up-is-hard-to-do/

Laryngospasms :)

10/10/2010 12:51 AM

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