Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Some People Need to Get a Frakkin' Life

Michael Jackson is dead. He's been dead for a year.

Get the fuck over it.

Move on. Find another goddamned pop star or princess to obsess over.

6 comments:

Lockwood said...: No, no! Don't! Nothing good has ever come of obsessing over pop stars and princesses. Witness Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, etc, etc, etc. Just stop already!; 6/26/2010 8:04 PM
squatlo said...: Hell, in these parts they're still mourning the death of Elvis... and his house still draws more tourists than all but one private home in America. (nothing like getting ripped off by a dead hillbilly, right?); 6/27/2010 12:52 PM
deadstick said...: Death is a great career move for these guys. While they're alive, they make a shitload of money and squander at least 0.9 shitloads. Then they die, and within a year the estate is floating in money...; 6/27/2010 10:29 PM
Mule Breath said...: I could care less about MJ. Farrah died the same day. I WILL miss her.; 6/28/2010 7:45 AM
Bluezy said...: OMG It has been a year? Oh, thanks my MJ clock must of got lost in my don't give a fuck drawer!; 6/28/2010 10:22 AM
BobG said...: Michael who?; 6/28/2010 2:53 PM