Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

If You Hear Later Today About "Woman Struck By Lightening In Upstate NY"...

... it was probably me. My lunch includes a sandwich made of matzo and shaved ham.

That's probably asking for it.
Posted by on or about 12:13

4 comments:

Eck! said...

Err, no cheese with that?

It's never ham its' chicken#2..

Its' also good. ;)

Eck!

6/23/2010 5:19 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I forgot to buy cheese on my last grocery run. So I'm out.

Cheese would have been good with it.

6/23/2010 6:02 PM
Zdogk9 said...

Bacon would have been better

6/23/2010 6:30 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Didn't have any bacon. But that's a good idea: BL&T on matzo..

6/23/2010 7:25 PM

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