He dropped little turds around my apartment last night like the Easter Bunny throwing out eggs. He has some amazing control of his bowels, he is able to drop a little turd here, a little turd there. Think of him as a disgusting Pez dispenser, only that the product comes out the other end.
Nothing since then, though. I gave him some chicken, so maybe that will mollify His Assholiness.
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Sounds like a politician on the campaign trail.
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