Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Telepalm? Palm Pilot?

The former First Grifter of Alaska wrote her talking points on her hand before her speech to the White People's Tea Party convention.
Posted by on or about 16:05
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7 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

At least she's moved beyond cribbing the words "too" and "also".

2/07/2010 4:34 PM
Joe said...

It's the phone number of a hot snowmobile repairman she met in the green room.

2/07/2010 5:14 PM
montag said...

Is that her handwriting or did she use a ghostwriter?

2/07/2010 6:52 PM
Tam said...

White People's convention?

Shit, negro, tha'ss all you had to say!

2/07/2010 7:54 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Oh, we can go there. Remember when there were barely enough Black folk at the GOP convention to fill up a DC-3? Or maybe there is Tom Tancredo, the opening speaker at the Tea Party Convention, trotting out the point that the old Jim Crow laws would have changed the result of the last election?

So tell me, how many Black folk showed up at the Tea Party Convention?

"Take back our country" is one of the rallying cries to the Tea-Baggers. Take it back from whom? The man who won the election fairly? You can find no shortage of articles about the makeup of the Tea-Baggers and the Tea-Partiers; groups that are about as white as it is possible to get.

You are claiming, Tam, by implication through your snark, that there is more than a small level of non-white representation in the Tea-Bagger movement.

Please prove it.

2/07/2010 8:18 PM
BadTux said...

Still not getting it.

When I give a speech, I usually put the high points on a 3x5 card that I glance at occasionally to make sure I got in all the points I wanted to hit. That's not the same thing at all as reading a speech off of a teleprompter. Unless Palin's speech was *really* short, she wasn't reading it off her palm.

BTW, I see suburban housewives reading grocery lists off their palms all the time. They're stuck in the minivan waiting for Muffy to come out from soccer practice, making up a shopping list, can't find a piece of paper, and write on their hand instead.

In other words: Palin is a dumbass hypocrit. But this isn't a case of her dumbassery or hypocrisy.

2/08/2010 6:41 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Badtux, she can't remember her top three priorities? She had to write them on her hand so that she didn't say "all of them"?

I'm not buying it.

2/08/2010 6:46 PM

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