Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Caturday

George likes to hang out in his carrier. There are several layers of fleece there, so it probably is pretty comfortable for him.

The Great Wall of Cat Food. This will last about two weeks.

Posted by on or about 08:37
Labels:

2 comments:

Phil said...

Holy Crap!
No wonder Gracie has to get her ass washed. I feed mine dry cat food with the occasional treat of canned and they still shit turds as big as a ferret.

2/06/2010 2:23 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Jake has no teeth, so wet food is their main course. Gracie prefers dry food, though, and she gets it.

She also had a butt shaving this week.

2/06/2010 4:42 PM

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)