Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Go Away, Or I Shall Taunt You a Second Time

This is the design for the new American embassy in London:


A wet moat on one side, a dry moat on the other side. It appears that it almost has castellations along the roof. Will they run gas lines up to the roof for boiling the oil to be poured onto besiegers?

Welcome to the American Embassy. Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here.

UPDATE: Kenneth is right: The damn thing looks like a miniature Borg Cube.

UPDATE II: The Armchair Generalist has some thoughts. The links at the bottom of his post are worth clicking through.

(H/T)
Posted by on or about 13:00

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My God, it’s the Borg from Star Trek. Get ready to be assimilated

2/24/2010 1:55 PM
Phil said...

With the right paint job, it could be a Rubik's Cube.

2/24/2010 2:36 PM

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