Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
2 comments:
Shit. We need to come up with some extremely interesting, extremely EXPENSIVE study we can perform, that needs bucketloads of cash, and write up a grant request.
Ariel surveys of Caribbean beaches to determine if men aged 21-25 wear enough sunscreen, or something.
Maybe we can wire guys up for EEG scans and see what their brainwaves are when they see a bunch of women play topless volleyball on the beach in Cannes, France. In the interest of seeing if the results are repeatable, I estimate it will take four summers worth of data-gathering.
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