Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Reading the Paper With Jake

Jake was lying next to me on the couch as I read the Sunday paper. His M.O. is to lie out of read for the time it takes to read a page or two, then to come up, nose the paper aside, put his front paws on my stomach and put his face right in mine until I give him some attention and scratch him. Then he lies down out of reach and the cycle repeats.

It can take hours to get through the paper.

I'm not complaining.
Posted by on or about 13:20

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

My cats just crawl into the middle of the newspaper and start to gnaw it apart. Then they start kicking it to the floor and spreading it all over the room.
I don't even try to read it at home anymore.

12/02/2008 12:45 AM

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