Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Can We Fast-Forward to January 20th? Like Right Fucking Now?

We can skip right over Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hannukha, Kwanzaa, Festivus, New Years Day and Martin Luther King Day.

Let's just declare that tomorrow, November 24th, is deemed to be January 20th for purposes of the Constitution and let President Obama get to work.



It's not as though Dubya the Dumbassed wouldn't be happy to leave and if he isn't, who gives a fuck.
Posted by on or about 21:43

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I support this whole-heartedly. Who can make this happen? Surely, you're connected.

11/23/2008 9:59 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I wish I could make it happen.

I'm not connected; I'd be an F-list blogger if the rankings went that low.

11/23/2008 10:06 PM

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