Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 29, 2008

And On the Third Day, They Settled In

It takes almost three days for my cats to settle in when visiting a friend's house. Most of that is because she has a Maine Coon who has a past record of being nasty. He was fine this time around, but Gracie in particular does not trust him.

Bad thing was three days was all we had. I'm back home with them. (I have a lot of Caturday fodder. )

Traffic on Wednesday was the lightest Thanksgiving Eve traffic I can remember. Either people spaced out their traveling a lot more this year or people stayed home.
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Anonymous said...

Oh, those poor babies. Out of their element. I half fear and half anticipate the Caturday post.

11/29/2008 10:58 PM

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