Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

OMG! They Killed the #2 Guy!

The military has announced that they killed the #2 al-Qaeda leader in Iraq.

To my recollection, this is about the fifteenth time that they have killed that guy.
Posted by on or about 12:28

4 comments:

deadstick said...

Thinking about "The Prisoner", are we?...;-)

10/15/2008 1:58 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

No, not at all. I barely remember that show, other than the huge-ass water balloons.

10/15/2008 2:22 PM
Anonymous said...

Oh, my GOD....This is SO exciting. Can you imagine, killing the #2 guy in Iraq. What a hoot. How many times are these cretins going to go to the well?
G

10/15/2008 2:59 PM
deadstick said...

It was a running gag on "The Prisoner" that every week, Number
Two would fail in his plot to make Number Six talk, and he would be "retired" and replaced by a new Number Two next week.

10/15/2008 3:59 PM

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