Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, October 24, 2008

I Figured That This Was Bullshit

You might have read a story about the McCain volunteer in Pittsburgh who claimed that an mugger carved a "B" into her face. I thought the story was fishy, so I just figured I'd let it alone until the details came out.

Sure enough, it was bullshit. The purported vic faked the attack. She confessed to the cops.
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Anonymous said...

The "B" scratched on her pudgy cheek was backwards. Obviously a mirror was involved.
Another wacko for McCain.
He must feel so proud of his supporters.
Joe the (Fake) Plumber, that old lady who called Obama an Arab, and now this crazy chick--what a mess of embarrassing losers.

10/24/2008 7:35 PM

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