Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Well, That Was a Good Idea

Comcast went to cable telephones only, which I don't trust. So I switched to Verizon for the better reliability of telephones with old-fashioned two-wire cabling.

Of course, my phones are now out.

Verizon: It's the (non-working) network.
Posted by on or about 07:09

1 comment:

Earl said...

Well according to my contract to update my cable to HDTV ready, the Comcast fellows have fifty minutes remaining to make it happen and I am taking a day off of work to beat them up about it or just clean my M1 and wallow in my clinging to God and guns... all of our services are poorer than they ought to be, and going to the Dark Ages is often a thought.... but not really.

10/21/2008 2:13 PM

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