Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Shampooer of Cats' Asses

I am going to have to put that on my resume, since it seems to be something I have to do at least weekly.

This is the guilty party:



Some moron is shooting off fireworks about 300 yards away; skyrockets, roman candles, bottle rockets, and stuff like that. George is hiding under the bed. It is not only not dark out, the sun hasn't even begun to set. Unless he is getting rid of it because his parents lifted safeties when they found his stash or for a similar reason, that makes no sense at all.

Someone else ripped off about a dozen fast rounds from a small-caliber rifle. This isn't exactly a prime hunting area, so I guess I'd better keep my eye on the local fishwrapper.

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