Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, August 18, 2008

Guess Which Word in this Headline I'd Like to Change

Musharraf announces his resignation

Just one little word. Is that too much to ask?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Umm could it be "Bush" in place of the first word?

Anonymous said...

Apparently it is too much to ask of our stupid Congress.

Jeanne said...

Yeah, but if it was Bush, that would put Cheney in - another evil, and not the lesser

Comrade Misfit said...

DCup, there is a difference between "stupid" and "gutess."

Anonymous said...

EBM - You're right. They aren't stupid, they're gutless and weak and derelict of duty.