Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, August 22, 2008

Georgia & China

I wonder if, by launching their stupid little war, the Georgians have royally pissed off the Chinese. China sought to grab the world's attention with the Olympic Games, but "Mini-Bush" Shaakashvili went and spoiled things by starting a war with Russia. So, for several days at least, coverage of the Olympics was pushed off the front page and either buried deep in the news section or relegated to the dungeons of the sports pages.

I'll bet that China is not at all amused. So I have to wonder what China may do to show its displeasure.

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