Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, August 21, 2008

When Maps Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Maps

Yes, folks, the Denver Police are focusing in on those tools of terrorists everywhere: Maps. After all, only terrorists need maps, because honest folks know where they are going.

Somebody tell Garmin that their GPS sets are nothing more than terrorist tools....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

:::::head-desk:::::::::Render me unconscious, ok? I am beginning to think an overdose of this much stupid-paranoid batshit bit could be fatal.

BadTux said...

Reminds me of the Soviet Union, where even natives of Moscow often got lost because street maps were classified as a military secret and prohibited to ordinary citizens.

Welcome to Soviet America, comrade!

- Badtux the Sovok Penguin