Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

GOP Hypocrisy on Hawaii

Remember very recently how the Republicans tried to criticize Obama for taking his vacation in Hawaii (where his grandmother lives)?

But now, the senior mucky-mucks in the Department of Homeland Stupidity Security are going to fly to Hawaii for a conference. A boatload of those fuckers were going there, until reporters started asking questions. Now, maybe only enough to fit in one of DHS's Gulfstreams will go. For you know those highfalutin' brass are not going to subject themselves to riding Untied Airlines out there.

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