Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Suuurree They Lost Those Emails

The White House claims to have lost 225 days worth of emails.

Yeah. I really buy that they just somehow lost those emails. And now I'm going to take my .30-06 and hunt down a unicorn.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't even believe my kids when they say they "lost" something.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, like Rose Mary Woods (http://tinyurl.com/6lwmfe), someone had their finger on the delete button for 250 days. Oh, oops.