Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Paging Harry Reid! Paging Nancy Pelosi!

The Congressional Democrats have something in common with three of the characters in the Wizard of Oz. In that story, they lacked a brain, a hear and courage. The Democrats in Congress (most of them) lack courage, but they lack two other different things.

After a diligent search around the Internets, two of the missing parts have been found.

Your spine:



And your guts:



Try not to misplace them, again.

3 comments:

BadTux said...

Sad to say, as soon as you showed them those two things, they forgot about it. You need a *brain* to remember where your spine and your guts got off to...

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Anonymous said...

These things (including the brain) are surgically removed at the DC border.

Anonymous said...

Bring back Newt!
Bring back Tom Delay!

(heh, heh, just kidding.)

But boy howdy the current Dem leadership should have learned better how to get some stuff done watching those bad actors.