Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Back in Time

A long time ago, there was a nation that had a province on its borders, far from the capitol city. The province was settled, over time, in part by people who felt an allegiance to the neighboring country. Those people armed themselves, formed illegal militias and then declared that they were seceding from the country. The government sent in its army, which won a battle here, a skirmish there, but ended up losing the conflict to the locals. The locals first declared independence, but a few years later, they merged their new nation with the neighboring nation.

The nation with the troublesome province was Mexico. The province was Texas.

So one has to wonder why, 170 years or so later, a self-proclaimed son of Texas winds up so fervently backing the rough equivalent of Santa Ana and the Mexican Army?

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