Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.
"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
3 comments:
Holy crap, well, if I had needed even one more reason NOT to fly....that would sure as all hells suffice!
If there'd been an FFDO in the area, those guys might have had the surprise they were earning...
Oh come ON! Clousseau was a charming idiot. People wonder why, when we happen on Casablanca while channel-cruising, and when we happen upon the "Here's looking at you kid!", I break out in uncontrollable laughter. Clousseau (destroyed and)owned that scene forever when he did it.
So yeah...compare the TSA idiots to anyone...like the Chimperor...but, please, not to Clousseau.
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