Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
3 comments:
Holy crap, well, if I had needed even one more reason NOT to fly....that would sure as all hells suffice!
If there'd been an FFDO in the area, those guys might have had the surprise they were earning...
Oh come ON! Clousseau was a charming idiot. People wonder why, when we happen on Casablanca while channel-cruising, and when we happen upon the "Here's looking at you kid!", I break out in uncontrollable laughter. Clousseau (destroyed and)owned that scene forever when he did it.
So yeah...compare the TSA idiots to anyone...like the Chimperor...but, please, not to Clousseau.
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