Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Unexpected Medical News

Darth Cheney's heartbeat is "normal."

Hell, I didn't think that the fascist motherfucker even had a heart. There certainly is no evidence that he has a soul or even a conscience. I think he has far more in common with the Kroenen character from Hellboy than with most of humanity.
Posted by on or about 19:59
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2 comments:

deadstick said...

Winston Churchill's son Randolph was a serious dick, and one day in the Fifties he was operated on for a tumor that turned out to be benign. Someone commented "What a shame...they removed the only part of Randolph that wasn't malignant."

7/12/2008 9:38 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Deadstick, then you have to pay attention to the "Troll Market Scene" in Helloy II.

7/13/2008 7:53 AM

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