Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Charge: Driving While Pickled

The Rhode Island state cops arrested a guy for driving while intoxicated. That may not be all that unusual, and certainly not worthy of note.

Except for the fact that the guy blew .491 on the Breathalyser. Cops say that's the highest reading they've ever recorded on a live person (and I'm kind of curious how many dead guys have blown into a Breathalyser).

A blood alcohol content of .4 is supposedly "comatose" and this guy was driving. I'll bet his BAC probably hasn't been 0.0 in years.
Posted by on or about 22:17

2 comments:

Justin Buist said...

You get the BAC off a dead person from their blood. The only real accurate way to get it.

7/23/2008 10:52 PM
deadstick said...

Is zero BAC possible? I thought there was a background level caused by sugars breaking down.

7/24/2008 3:34 PM

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