Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 11, 2008

Taser All of the Passengers

More on the "Taser bracelets" story.

I have an idea: Let's strap these suckers around the wrists of the executives and investors of Lamperd Less Lethal, Inc. And let's wire them into a cell phone and then post the number on the Internets, so anybody can call anytime, day or night, and shock those fascist motherfuckers.

We Americans are fully capable of becoming a police state by ourselves without the help of the stinking Canadians, thank you very much.

2 comments:

CrankyProf said...

Wrists? You're mellowing in your age. I'd staple those bad boys to their 'taints.

And do the same to members of Congress.

Comrade Misfit said...

That, too. It might even be easier to wire in the cell phones