Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 21, 2008

BUFF Down off Guam

A B-52 has crashed off Guam. Two people were recovered, which means that at least three are missing.
Posted by on or about 06:57

2 comments:

BadTux said...

A description of the B-52 ejection seat scheme. Though the gunner position was eliminated when the rear guns were eliminated, the seat is still there and is used as a passenger seat on occasion.

If only two got fished out, that seems to indicate that something happened where the plane tilted upside down and only the navigator and bombardier managed to eject safely. A B-52 isn't an F-16 and doesn't react well to doing acrobatics (as that moron "Bud" Holland who crashed one at Fairchild AFB a few years back found out the hard way).

We'll see what happened though when the survivors get debriefed. If they know. These things often happen so bleepin' fast....

- Badtux the Flightless Penguin

7/21/2008 6:07 PM
BadTux said...

Ouch. Latest news -- doesn't look like any survivors :-(

7/21/2008 6:17 PM

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