Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

1,000 Years of Progress

And the Brits are back to defending themselves with wooden shields and clubs.


Great. So if a rampaging bunch of drunken Anglo-Saxons or Danes show up, a Brit homeowner is well prepared. I am certain that in ten years, the wooden club will be illegal in Britain and they will have to use inflatable bats.

(H/T to Breda)
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2 comments:

Lurch said...

This would have been just a joke last year but now that katana are being made illegal Bob's your uncle or something.

1/08/2008 9:21 AM
Phil said...

Achh!
What'll be next, me Shelaleigh?

1/08/2008 1:15 PM

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