Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, July 22, 2026

Elon Musk is Several Froot Loops Short of a Full Bowl

He seems to have absolutely lost his shit over the casting of The Odyssey.

I gather that none of his handlers have managed to convince him that The Odyssey is a myth. It's a story that may have a kernel of truth in its core, but it may not. Hell, scholars debate whether or not the Trojan War occurred or if there was some ancient conflict over 3,000 years ago that was mythologized into the Trojan War. Odysseus probably didn't exist, but even if he did, most of the creatures described in the take didn't exist-- witches, sirens, multi-headed sea monsters, cyclopses, Greek gods, etc.

I don't know how one has a "historically accurate" representation of something that never happened in the first place, but then I'm not the World's Richest Parasite.

5 comments:

Antibubba said...

Revisionist Historically Accurate: The good guys will be white, the bad guys brown.

Ten Bears said...

I'm looking forward to a historically accurate rendition of The Lord of the Rings

dinthebeast said...

So far all I have seen that didn't seem right was Odysseus' bow, which in the ads for the movie I've seen was hella skinny.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

DTWND said...

Ever since Ms Conway spouted ‘alternative facts’, the right has caused confusion and chaos throughout the society. Mr. Murrow and Mr Cronkite wouldn’t be employable in this day and age.

Dale

dan gerene said...

Some of these people still argue that it's a fact that Santa and the Little Mermaid were white. Also the late, great Hannibal Lector.