Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 18, 2025

1938 is calling: The Czechoslovakians would like to have a word.

The United States and Russia will appoint high-level teams to negotiate the end of the war in Ukraine and are working to reestablish diplomatic channels, US Secretary of State Marco Rubio said at the end of key talks that excluded Kyiv.

The Ukrainians and the Europeans undoubtedly sense that a massive buttfuck is coming, if Little Marco and the rest of Putin's Poodles get their way.

1 comment:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Donnie Two Scoops has two big chances to get a Nobel peace prize and he's going to screw both of them up. He's got Obama penis envy. The putz on the peace prize commission also gave it to the EU one year. He was sacked shortly after that

Call it an itch you can't scratch,
Announcement of the 2012 Nobel Peace Prize to the European Union (EU), presented by Thorbjørn Jagland, Chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, on 12 October 2012.
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The announcement of Barack Obama as winner of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, raised a few eyebrows and Jagland had to clarify[51] this choice on several occasions.,,,

The Nobel Peace Prize for 2012 was awarded to the European Union for "....have for over six decades contributed to the advancement of peace and reconciliation, democracy and human rights in Europe."[52]..

Jagland's demotion is without precedent in the history of the Nobel Peace Prize.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorbj%C3%B8rn_Jagland
The Dalai Lama was runner up in 2012. The former owners of Elizabeth's on 37th street had their invite framed and mounted in the restaurant.
By 2005, Terry had retired,[14] and the Butch brothers continued to run Elizabeth on 37th

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Terry
Our bad day at Gulfstream refuge.