Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 16, 2024

Caturday

Chip is charging his solar cells.



In cat news, Speck is back. He looks a little thin, he's sucking up kibble as though the production line was closing.

3 comments:

w3ski said...

We live at the end of the road and there is no feeding station anywhere but us as far as we can see. Yet continually we "lose" a cat or 3 only to find them return a month later still fat and sassy. It drives me nuts because if someone else is going to feed his herd, they can fully feed this herd and it won't break my heart to not buy 120 pounds of cat food every month.
w3ski

Jack the Cold Warrior said...

Is Speck a usual stray visitor or a neighbor cat?

Comrade Misfit said...

He’s a stray visitor. He’s neutered, but his ear hasn’t been tipped (not TNR). He’s been coming by for a few years. He adores Priss, she tolerates him. He won’t let us get within six feet of him.